Thursday, August 2, 2012

Since my baby is going to be breastfeeding forever...

I'm going to:

-Save my money so I can get my Masters degree while he's going to college, since he'll still need me all the time. I'll probably get a dorm room too. (Freshman year re-do!? I THINK SO!! But this time I'm 21+, so that's a positive. Oh, wait, I'm still breastfeeding...)

-stay in shape so I can find a date to prom. He couldn't possibly go more than 2 hours without nursing.

-Make sure the dress I buy for his wedding day is nursing friendly. Wouldn't want to have to hike up my dress from the bottom!

-Become skilled in knot tying, rafting, fire building and pine box derby because he'll need the boob while he goes to his overnight Boy Scout camps.

-Touch base with the school district now so that by the time Jack goes to kindergarten there are nursing rooms available during recess.

Ok, my smart alick mouth is done for the night. Happy World Breastfeeding Week!
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